Rain
Small talk is weather talk. It's small talk that is until it rains for 10 days straight. The weather site I access shows another 6 days of little cloud shaped face with their lips puckered up to show rain, no sun and the kiss of 30 MPH wind.
Depression will be part of small talk by Friday.
"So Bill, how are you?"
"Miserable craving a sun lamp and Prozac. How are You?"
"Oh about the same..."
"If only it would get really cold and snow"
"Yup, I know what you mean, At least we could go outside in it"
"Oh well, I've got to go, the basements flooded"
Even the pigs it. They come out of their shed only to eat and use the facilities. Enough small talk. I'm going home for lunch. More pictures soon!!
We are now accepting advice, or opinions, on should pigs eat coffee grounds and eggshells? We are on the fence about this and can't find anything either way on line.
Depression will be part of small talk by Friday.
"So Bill, how are you?"
"Miserable craving a sun lamp and Prozac. How are You?"
"Oh about the same..."
"If only it would get really cold and snow"
"Yup, I know what you mean, At least we could go outside in it"
"Oh well, I've got to go, the basements flooded"
Even the pigs it. They come out of their shed only to eat and use the facilities. Enough small talk. I'm going home for lunch. More pictures soon!!
We are now accepting advice, or opinions, on should pigs eat coffee grounds and eggshells? We are on the fence about this and can't find anything either way on line.
posted by Ethan at 11:53 AM
2 Comments:
I say they can eat those two things. I also propose that you give one of them a steady diet of charcoal and gasoline, in order to build a self-contained barbecuable porklet. You don't even really need a grill. Just put him in a metal trash can, light his tail, and come back with cole slaw in 3 hours.
I'm speechless. I tried to come up with snappy responses but I can't.
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